Kids Say the Darndest....

When the Muppet discovered that he had certain organs about a year ago, I decided that I would refer to them as his "boy parts." Made sense to me.

When my affianced(now ex) entered the picture and began taking over the role of soon-to-be father, he decided that we should teach the Muppet the proper terms for his boy parts.

I've never made a big deal out of the parts. All I've ever asked is that he keep his hands off when I am trying to clean a dirty diaper. So imagine my surprise, amusement, and shock when he announced yesterday, "My penis is too big." He patted his diapered front and ran off to play.

I know every mom wants her child to be first in their class, but how do I brag about that?